Riddle me this, Asshole!
Here's a site compiled of large amounts of riddles.

And now, the Riddles:
Twelvey?
What's a six letter word when you take away one, your left with twelve?

Here's my two cents.
How many two-cent stamps are in two dozen?

This one's a MAZE ing.
This man is stuck in a maze. He comes up to 2 paths, one leads out and one leads deeper into the maze. He can only pick one. There are 2 goats. One only tells the truth and one only lies. The man does not know which is which. He can only ask one question to get himself out of the maze. What is the question he has to ask?

Ummm, the untitled Riddle.
A guy is dead in a room. All that is in the room is broken glass and water, how did he die?

This one's TWO easy.
How many of each species did Moses take on the ark?

Check out the baggage she's carrying.
This old lady is checking out of a grocery store. And as she is walking out, another old lady walks in. Both women look exactly the same, have the same birthdate, and they have the same parents, but they're not twins. How is this possible?

Cha-Ching.
Bobby's mom has 3 sons.
The first one's named Penny,
The second one's named Nickel,
What is the third sons name?

I know this one, with a gun! (that's not the answer)
This man is shot dead in a car. All the windows are rolled up, the doors are locked. No one has entered or left the car. There is no one in the car. Nothing has been shot through. How did he get shot?
This'll be bloody fun.
Do they have a Fourth of July in England?

MANY SPANKS TO CHRIS PATALANO!

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