This section is devoted to one of my most favorite teachers ever, Mr. Cohn (old). If you don't have Mr. Cohn as a teacher you may not find this funny, but maybe you will.

Background:

Mr. Cohn likes to say "Ipski Pipski" a lot. Then one day it hit me that I should keep count. I know what you're thinking..."what the hell does 'ipski pipski' mean?" Well, no one's really sure. It basically means like "wham bam thank you ma'am," or "BAM!" or "just like that..." Could I put it into a sentence? Yes. "The colonies hated britain so IPSKI PIPSKI! The Revolutionary War." Hopefully, "ipski pipski" will become a household word and people from all over will be cheering, "IPSKI PIPSKI! IPSKI PIPSKI!" Enjoy.