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retus.tk '04


Welcome back to retus.tk. Now how many times have I said, "retus.tk is back!" and let you down? Countless amounts of times. This time probably won't be any different, but we'll just have to see. Look at the recently updated list to see what's new.

People who don't wash their hands after they pee (with help from Monika Felber) HELP WANTED: retus.tk needs one sophomore recruit for the "Pee Team"
If Mon or I catch someone take a piss and not wash their hands afterwards, their names get put here. So here's your warning: WASH YOUR HANDS

1) Evan Van Nostrand
2) Katelyn Marone (founded by Joy Badillo)
3) Lauren Gillin
4) Andrew Riccio
5) Marc Zysman
6) Brandon Racano
7) Joe Sanfilippo
8) Jameson Verteramo
9) Chris Hotzak
10) Chuck Wisniewski
11) Rob Accardi
12) Mr. Schepanski
13) Biker Mike
14) Bryan Petschauer
15) Eric Longworth

16) Marc Scholer

17) Nick Crane

18) Steve Schraener

19) Brian Coleman

20) Mr. Pasco

21) Ryan Schweizer

22) Andrew McGann III (no surprise)

23) Zach Brittman

24) Danny Bellknap (sophomore)

25) Caitlin Caramante

26) Christian Apuzzo

Forget the updates!!! FAMILY GUY IS BACK ON THE AIR! CHECK CARTOON NETWORK (CHANNEL 32) AT 11:30 THIS SUNDAY! (4/20<

But anyway, here are the updates that were made on 12/23/03:

-Ipski Pipski Counter (UPDATED!) (Teacher's Section)

-Pee List

-"Chalmer's Quotes" changed to "Teacher's Section"

-"Chappell Show" added to Movies/TV List

- Chalmer's Quote story (Teacher's Section)

-Dick...I mean Nick Coady (Insights)                                                                    -"Things that ROCK!" Section                                                                         -Solution to school blocking retus.tk (Homepage)                                                                        -Retus Bedroom Section Added                                                                             -Picture of Matt Walsh (Things that ROCK)                                             -       Trigger Happy TV write up changed             (Movie/TV List)

 

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