The Following are pictures taken from the eye of a Retus (unless I let someone else use my camera).
The following might upset you or disturb you. If they do, stop going to church and being so goddamned uptight all the time...shit.

This is me and Katie Kieltyka, yes I know how to spell her last name. I asked her out, and naturally, she said yes. Oh yeah it was the last day of school. The original plan was to have her catch Abby Keena giving me head in the boys bathroom and Katie dumping me, but then I saw Katie with another guy, and a flipped a shit and dumped her, it cause quite a stir...not really. ~*~BR n KK~*~ Bus ride--6th Period

This is me and Wai-Ling, the Chinese nun. Actually, it's Ilana.

2 non-gay best friends (minus the tube)

Here's Jordan totally showing up Farhan Syed with his ever popular book floating trick.

For like the whole 2nd half of the school year, Jordan would spend like 20 bucks a day on this goddamned claw machine every 6th period lunch in "E" Cafeteria.

This is my lunch table for the whole school year. (02-03)

This just goes to show you how much of a slut Jenna is...I mean come on, in the middle of lunch?!

Here's JP, Ms. Lu-lu Taurassi, and myself. I think Jordan looks like one of those cardboard cut-outs of superheroes.

Here's C-men and Kryztof playing at "the school". It was about 11:30 at night, we were celebrating for my birfday.

Here's Kryz and I running from a "security guard" at the school (who actually was a guy who pulled into the parking lot to turn around)

Here's me peeing on the playground at Smifftown Elementary School. I can just picture all the snotty-assed little brats playing in my own urine...mwu ha ha!

C-men's into these artsi-fartsi bullshit photos.

No mom, I didn't just throw those free AOL CD's from Blockbuster out the window of C-men's jungle green Volvo....honest.

This was the one and only time C-men actually did a nice job parking.

Here's a picture of my dog, Bradley inside of a bag. You can't see it, but he's got a huge wiener.

Look how surprised I was when my mom showed up naked for my birthday surprise.

Nice job taking pictures for me, Cory.

Here's the roudy party in full swing watching "Kung-Pow."

A toast to the king of all birthdays.

If you look hard enough, you can see Bradley in the far left back corner sitting down in his chair.

Here's my bra, Ken and Bradley with the party hats on. Awww!

See how smart I am? Instead of having crappy-assed ice cream cake, which everyone will just cut the top off and eat the ice cream, I had 'make-your-own-sundaes' and Jordan it's spelt "sundae" not "sunday". Jordan found that out like 3 days ago, even though he worked at Carvel for like 5 months last year.

The after math of the celebration. Here's C-men refusing to leave my house/wake up.

Runs in the family. And shut up about the finger.

My brother surprised me for my birthday by inviting 7 million ants over. Thanks Ken!

This girl didn't like how the picture came out, but I did. So, it's been censored to protect her identity.