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If anyone is interested in joining my body guard staff to make sure I don't get a wrench to the face, just e-mail me.
This all went down last summer at Chris Rosenman's house. Jonathon slept over. In fear for our lives, Chris Rosenman and myself kept the photos totally unseen, no one knew about them. For a year the pictures went under the confidential file in Chris's filing cabinet, now for the first time in over a year, we expose:
The Jon Kortmann Scandal.
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It all started with a cheetoh.
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Binya Binya and Alf were also involved.
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Then, it got out of hand.
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We are so dead.
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I saw my life flash before my eyes when this stunt went down.
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My dad owns a gun, Jon.
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Then we all went to sleep. We're not sure how Jon is facing the opposite direction.
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